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Nick Bolton: I Mean, There’s Just Nothing Like Him on the Market Today.

Nick Bolton google search

I have a dirty secret and, if you are a red blooded American, I bet you have the same one. I wanna fuck Nick Bolton.  I first found out about this hardcore stud late at night, watching free digital channel reruns of Star Trek Voyager. He is the spokesman for Bell + Howell, and he’s on all their commercials for “military grade” flashlights, sunglasses, car visors, and cell phone camera attachments. His constant 8 o’clock shadow and butt chin memorized me and took me to a safe place. Later, when I did a web search, I realized he was, and is, so much more! He’s an actor. He works out a lot and knows how to stare endlessly into a camera lens. His well toned pecs and abs speak volumes! Plus he’s willing to throw down in chains, weights and bikini underwear.  Whether he’s straight, bi, or, gay, he’s obviously unattainable, and he knows it!  To coin a phase “I mean, there’s just nothing like HIM on the market today!”


Straight Daddy Bear Volume Two

A few months back I posted a series of screen shots featuring one hot european straight bear. While looking through the archives a found a second series chronicling his road to ejaculation. Click the pic below to see more.

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Urban Mountain Personals: Cro-Mag Stud, Ulck

Me Ulck, and me want date with hot man meat soon. Me like to hunt foxes, pheasant, and wooly mammoth in Minneapolis park system. Me eat good! Me love warm Minnesota winters! Me horny for sex with modern gay man but don’t tell wife because Ulck in cave closet. Me like anal, oral and me TOP! But right Daddy could flip Ulck! If interested look for Ulck down by big river before fire rises in sky. Me will be carrying big spear!


A Full Head of Steam

While jogging through the thrift store today I found a copy of an old record by the band Steam. It contains the amazing soul-rock anthem  “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” and a lot of other pseudo Motown diddies. Most importantly it’s got some very nice bathhouse images of the band on the front and back cover. What is it about moist young hippies with their sideburns and musky little mustaches that gets me all in kerfuffle? I dunno… I’m pretty sure the band regrets this album cover but I’m also pretty sure a lot of closeted boys in the early 70s were happy with the managements decision on this one.


Big Dan the Van Man

Oh my! It’s Big Dan the Van Man chilling in his van! He might be wearing a wedding band, but don’t worry man,  he understands. Talk about the blues band playing at the stand. Stare at his tan, Sunblock! give him a hand. Always good to come with a plan. Because there might be room in that van for one more man, MAN! You never know until you ask Big Dan the Van Man. Big Dan the Van Man


Dirty old man shaking his stick

Shake it dirty old man. Shake it!


Ed O’Callaghan

I turned on CNN and soon found myself taking endless screenshots of this sultry bearded gentleman. Not going to play politics here, just enjoying the beard. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE RESULTS!


Straight Bear Daddy Porn

Who doesn’t like a yummy Straight Bear every so often?
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Straight Bear

Rodney the cute accordion stud muffin

Been watching this fella wank his accordion for about a year now. I’m glad UMM has decided to give this commercial the attention it deserves, cuz Rodney is damn cute!


What the…? Vintage biker illustrator David Mann

I just have to post this.  It’s by famed Easy Rider mag artist David Mann.  I have no idea what’s going on, sexy as hell tho.
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