My old man Joe used to collect images of hot Bear dudes before the whole bear thing got started. There was no apps, internet sites, or even Bear Magazine. He found what he could and where he could. Often he would throw out an entire porn mag and save one or two photos. There are also hot bearded bros pulled from typical everyday newspapers and magazines. A lot of his collection is on this website already, especially the earlier posts, but I feel I need to keep up this sexy random tradition. Below are few silly finds that I think meet this standard.
As a man of Polish decent I am never so proud of my heritage more than when I’m ogling images of Zbyszko Cyganiewicz. I’m not going to go into his life story here(We got Wikipedia for that.) Instead I’m just going to enjoy his round muscles, his thick soft skin that wrinkles at all the right places, and his hard belly slightly sagging nips. Too bad I couldn’t find a completely nude photo, or ass pic, of this strongman/professional wrestler. Only typical wrestling poses and portrait shots. I guess I can only imagine what he would look like, buck-naked, legs in the air.
Actually things are not so great. You know why. I’m not gonna rant. I’m just going to take a “wait and see” attitude and wait and see. Until then, my old man hormones rage. I’m not going into details about that either, and let the images above explain my desire. It’s a bit random. Been watching a bit of wrestling lately. It’s a beautiful activity. Maybe I wanna do some bitch slapping, or get bitch slapped. I don’t know any more. I’m just turned on. Life is good.
Last week I posted a “2 Dicks is Better than One” sketch. This week it’s three dicks, on three guys, who sort of look like brothers comparing their similar looking equipment. This is a digital sketch so I was able to confront the framing issues head on, unlike the last weeks pen sketch where the balls got cut off one of the wang bars. Will next week bring four cocks?
Here is a few edited pics from a 1970’s book called Van People. There are many fascinating images of the post hippie culture of vans in this book, and a lot of them feature sexy dudes in cut off jean shorts that beautifully ride up the crotch. I wasn’t old enough to experience this fad first hand but these pics helps fill in the gaps my fantasies need filling.
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some nice juicy man booty on this site. I guess I’ve been to lazy beating off to them to bother making screen shots, editing them and posting them. But I’m finally getting off my ass to show you these fine asses. Click here to go to the updated Straight Man Butt Page.
I’ve been fantasizing about older hippies and metal heads lately so I had to draw a few. It’s a silly cartoon, that’s for sure, but I like the characters. Who knows, maybe these guys will show up in the Comix section again.
I’ve been watching a lot of YouTube content about retro gaming. I wouldn’t consider myself a gamer, but I grew up with video games, and I still play my old Wii from time to time. Watching scruffy mature men grunt, complain, and pontificate about their favorite consoles or game franchises is not only informative, but also I find it to be a nice springboard for my nerdy buddy fantasies.
I’ve been on a social media hiatus as of late. The summer has taken over and I just haven’t had the energy or the time to put my horny thoughts into something as cohesive like drawing or a blog. But as you can tell from this rambling post I am worked up to spew some verbal spooge. Even though I lack original visual content I have been watching a lot of porn as of late, and have procured more straight butts the Hairy Straight Butt Page. So I will take a moment to talk directly to the producers of straight porn for a moment and say “Hey, pull back that camera for 15-30 seconds, and give that man butt a chance to fly. Throw a bone to the faggots, like me, who watch straight porn, and we’ll love you forever!” Said my piece for tonight. Happy fucking!
It’s been along time since I’ve seen that stupid golden retriever talking about selling the recipes or Bush’s baked beans. I so wanted to strangle that dog! how dare he sell that recipe!!! But I am glad this time around the Bush guy has become an older bearded man craggy type that I can jack off to.