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Month: July 2020

Recent drawings from the bunker/ Sketch Therapy

Not much is going on these days. CV-19 isn’t going anywhere apparently, and that means little to no sex for bachelor Mort. Beating off gets the job done, but doesn’t cure the loneliness or the desire to see, touch, smell, taste another man. The only recourse I have are my drawings, so I will try to use this type sketch therapy more often and show the results here at UMM. Hope you enjoy the results of my pent up frustration.


Retro gaymer lust confirmed

Hey bro! want to come over and see my new 1up 3/4 scale replica Pac-Man arcade cabinet I got at Walmart. Don’t worry! we don’t have to wear masks, or a socially distance because we’re bro’s, and besides I know where your face has been heh-heh! We’ll just play some Pac-Man, drink some beers, smoke some weed, and talk about our beards. Yours is coming in good, might I say. I hope you don’t mind if I stand a little close. I just want to see all the action on the screen, and if you get the high score I’ll have to give you a bro hug, or maybe a bro kiss when you’re not looking. JK bro! Gotcha! Seriously come over tonight, let’s have some fun!


8-bit Butt Buddies: Dirk and Kirk

Whenever these two get together to play a little Street Fighter 2, they both have to be the rough and ready Russian with a mohawk Zangeif. Sure it’s a little vain playing a mirror-match with look-a-likes, but it’s Dirk and Kirk’s favorite form of foreplay. Whenever Dirk kicks Kirks butt in the game he gets to lick his butt on the couch afterwards.