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Dirty hippie fucker cartoon

I’ve been fantasizing about older hippies and metal heads lately so I had to draw a few. It’s a silly cartoon, that’s for sure, but I like the characters. Who knows, maybe these guys will show up in the Comix section again.


Hey Bud! What’s in your game sack?

I’ve been watching a lot of YouTube content about retro gaming. I wouldn’t consider myself a gamer, but I grew up with video games, and I still play my old Wii from time to time. Watching scruffy mature men grunt, complain, and pontificate about their favorite consoles or game franchises is not only informative, but also I find it to be a nice springboard for my nerdy buddy fantasies.


Broken Hearts are for Assholes

Lost in despair. The man of my dreams is in a relationship. He’s in love with himself. Oh Gar! if you loved me half as much as those tight boy holes you plug so eloquently I’d be the happiest old man alive.


Ted and his spank bank

A while ago I introduced a character named Ted as a way to deal with my bi-bull man fetish. Unfortunately I haven’t done much with this randy fellow. Felling a little randy myself today, I did a quick dirty drawing of Ted and his spank bank.


Gar in chaps character design

I haven’t drawn Gar in awhile. Since the last time I drew him he’s lost a little weight, grown a bigger beard, and got himself a new pair of chaps. Now he just needs a cigar and a hot date!


Cave Men Need Love Too

Are you a cave man?

Do you prefer to hide under a rock than go to a gay bar? Are you horny and lonely for another spelunker to crawl through the muck with? Well meet Ooga and Booga, two cave men who found love in the jagged desolate landscape from centuries gone by. So don’t despair. As our world continues to devolve, and men become less refined, there might be hope for the modern cave man. OOGA BOOGA! 4 ever! OOGA BOOGA


Juicy muscle bear cartoon sketches (sorry it’s been awhile)

It’s been awhile since I, Mortimer Pye, has made an entry here on my beloved blog. The reason is I have been mired in a non erotic comic book project that I am very excited about, so drawing nekkid dudes has not been top priority as of late. Being that it is Pride month I will redouble my efforts and make a proper blog contribution to the cause. For now here are a few juicy muscle cartoon Bear fuckers from the archives fer yer enjoyment.


Chubby dudes with glasses and beards are so fine!

Hey guys! Chubby dudes with glasses and beards are so fine! That’s me Mortimer Pye. I’m also balding and got more than enough back hair for you and yer uncle to chew on. Sorry for being so forward. You see, when men get older we often loose our social graces around such things. Call it Bear, call it Bull, call it Daddy, call it GROSS!!! As long as it gets in yer craw bud! That’s what I’m here for. Chubby dudes with glasses and beards with glasses are so fine!


“Smoke & Chains” Comic Framed and for Sale at the UMM Shop

Smoke & Chains is a short smutty 2 panel comic I drew a few months ago. When I found a couple of these modern wood frames I knew I had to use them for something special, and nothing is more special than Gar’s dirty butt pounding away at his sub hole. Click here to purchase in the shop.

Smoke And Chains


Smoke & Chains Featuring Leather Stud Gar

Here we find our leather friend, Gar, taking advantage.