Need an ass to ride
A place to hide
Come up behind
Grab both sides
Glissen and glide
Catch my stride
Pile it high
Pop my top let it fly
Not gonna lie
Been looking online
Cuz it’s been a long time
Since I was deep inside
Not gonna cry
Or loose my mind
Just gimme an ass to ride
And to chew on too!
I have to be honest, I’ve been a little uninspired lately. It’s true I haven’t been posting much, and I haven’t added anything to the shop for awhile. But to be fair it’s been a busy summer for Mortimer Pye. I have not had as much time for my thoughts on man sex. Well at least constructive organized thoughts. Mostly I’ve been sleeping in late, waking slowly, with my erection leading me through dreamland. The internet has been a poor substitute for what I really want. I am confident that once this summer cools down and the fall arrives I will have more time and energy for sex blogging, and meeting some handsome fellas in the real world.
Been laying in bed to long? Are you staring at pics on yer phone that you shouldn’t? Are you at your desk working but not getting much done? Do you just want to whip it out and stroke away the pain? Well then you need to make an appointment with your drippy dick. You’ve been neglectful to your crotch, but it’s ok! A little frustration just makes the release a lot better. So take some time and relax. Let your hand do the walking and talking and the afternoon will melt away.
It’s been awhile since I, Mortimer Pye, has made an entry here on my beloved blog. The reason is I have been mired in a non erotic comic book project that I am very excited about, so drawing nekkid dudes has not been top priority as of late. Being that it is Pride month I will redouble my efforts and make a proper blog contribution to the cause. For now here are a few juicy muscle cartoon Bear fuckers from the archives fer yer enjoyment.
Hey guys! Chubby dudes with glasses and beards are so fine! That’s me Mortimer Pye. I’m also balding and got more than enough back hair for you and yer uncle to chew on. Sorry for being so forward. You see, when men get older we often loose our social graces around such things. Call it Bear, call it Bull, call it Daddy, call it GROSS!!! As long as it gets in yer craw bud! That’s what I’m here for. Chubby dudes with glasses and beards with glasses are so fine!
Pencil and Paper in a thrift store frame: 30.00
Check Out the Shop for other sketches and erotic art for sale.
Sketching around and playing with character design and/or dick design.
This sureal but sexy collage illustration made one of the early posts here at Urban Mountain Man. This one of a kind ink and pen on a digital print is on sale at the shop, in a rustic thrift shop frame, for 50.00
Pencil on Paper in a wood thrift store frame: $40.00