Category Archives: Collage

Horny for the Summer Days

Here in Minneapolis we are having a nice warm stretch, lotsa sunshine and warm breezes! Unfortunately we got about 10 inches of snow the week before, so everything is covered with melty muck. I choose to look up and close my eyes, breathe in and fantasize about the summer days. Here are a few vintage studs from the UMM archives that get my heart pumping for the heat!

Happy Pride!

To all you urban mountain men, bears, lions, wolves, pigs, beasts of the night, work horses, horse cocks, Daddies and boys, twinks and cupcakes, leather fags, masters and slaves, str8’s, bi’s, closet queens, all queens, and everyone in between, have a wonderful weekend.  I hope to see you OUT! I’ll will try my best to meet you there.

Up in a Tree

So low and lazy up in my tree
What should I do? What should I do?
All day staring between the leaves
Daydreaming yellow to blue
Head in the branches hands on my knees
All finished making my goo
Can’t decide if I need to pee
Can’t stop thinking of you


Summer Days Sluts America Style

Living near the river is real nice this time a year. But ain’t it a bitch watching other dudes hook up while you’re just leaning against some scratchy bark trying to look cool. The urban mountain man says “fuck that!” I’d rather sit in a moldy basement than watch you and you hot boyfriend fuck on beautiful sunny day.  Sorry I’ve got straight porn to watch!
Summer Days!