Urban Mountain Personals: Cro-Mag Stud, Ulck

Me Ulck, and me want date with hot man meat soon. Me like to hunt foxes, pheasant, and wooly mammoth in Minneapolis park system. Me eat good! Me love warm Minnesota winters! Me horny for sex with modern gay man but don’t tell wife because Ulck in cave closet. Me like anal, oral and me TOP! But right Daddy could flip Ulck! If interested look for Ulck down by big river before fire rises in sky. Me will be carrying big spear!


Nekkid Pixel Men Digital Prints For Sale

The next line of products we are offering at the Urban Mountain Man Erotic Art Boutique are a fine selection of Nekkid Pixel Men. These 3.5 square digital prints are framed and matted in an black aluminum modern frame, ready to be hung or set on a flat surface. To start off the series we have three Bears available (sorry no Goldielocks) but keep watching this site because there are more Nekkid Pixel Men on the way. Collect them all!

Pixel Art


“Man Kisses are the Best” sketch for sale

Pencil and Paper in a thrift store frame: 30.00

Check Out the Shop for other sketches and erotic art for sale.


Late night sketching leads to dripping

Sketching around and playing with character design and/or dick design.


“Welcum to the Void” erotic illustration for Sale

This sureal but sexy collage illustration made one of the early posts here at Urban Mountain Man. This one of a kind ink and pen on a digital print is on sale at the shop, in a rustic thrift shop frame, for 50.00

Welcum to the Void


Cuddly Naked Bear Couple Sketch For Sale

Pencil on Paper in a wood thrift store frame: $40.00


A Full Head of Steam

While jogging through the thrift store today I found a copy of an old record by the band Steam. It contains the amazing soul-rock anthem  “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” and a lot of other pseudo Motown diddies. Most importantly it’s got some very nice bathhouse images of the band on the front and back cover. What is it about moist young hippies with their sideburns and musky little mustaches that gets me all in kerfuffle? I dunno… I’m pretty sure the band regrets this album cover but I’m also pretty sure a lot of closeted boys in the early 70s were happy with the managements decision on this one.


First UMM erotic sketches completed and framed for sale

I bought 14 frames at the thrift store and I’m starting to fill them up. The online shop is not ready yet but if you see something you like contact me, Mortimer Pye, at fearforthefolk@gmail.com


Erotic pixel art character design of an American Smut Hero, Mortimer Pye

Ok who wants to play the anal version of Minecraft with me?Check Out more erotic pixel smut at the exclusive UMM links!

Pixel gallery ONE!

fake ass pixel t-shirts!


“Man Kisses are the Best” Graphic, Soften Hearts, and Harden Dicks, at First View

We at UMM are pro LOVE. To be more specific, we are PRO MANLOVE! We love MEN and we want MEN to love us. We want to be IN LOVE with MEN, with all the entanglements. Nothing says this better than a kiss. Some str8 and bi guys say “I don’t kiss man” but give me a fearless BUD to kiss me gentle, only mashing mouths when the passion calls for it. Dicks pressed up to each other like long lost pubic friends. Arms wrapped into one body mass but feeling utterly naked and at home. Hoping yer dream cums true.