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Month: August 2018

It’s still summer, and still time to get naked

Inflating a hot air balloon naked seems like a summer activity, don’t it? Anyhow, I found this 70s bro in the UMM archives, and just needed a somewhat decent reason to post it.


I Wanna be Your Rock ‘n’ Roll Daddy

For the past few years I have been reluctant to label myself as a “Daddy.” When I first began topping men I abstractly enjoyed (and jacked off to) the idea of being some kind of a father figure to a hot sub. Personalities being what they are, I never quite found my boy. More often than not I found the term being forced on me by men who did not quite fit the bill. I came to realize that for “Daddy” to work for me, I needed to feel a deeper connection with the sub beyond the sexual, and as noted earlier, I never found my boy. These days I see all sorts of variants on sub/Dom relationships play out at the local gay bars on fetish nights, and I’m inspired! I don’t want to dress up like a dog, a biker, or a lumberjack. I’m not a furry or a gaymer and most bar scenes bore me. No! The one thing I love more than anything is rock and/or rock ‘n’ roll. It’s my favorite thing to talk about, listen to, and work on. I have my own band, I write music, and produce a cartoon rock band. I have a psychedelic dungeon in my basement filled with old records. One day I look forward to sharing this love of music and art with some eager sub minded individual. I wouldn’t call listening  to music kinky(unless you are listening to The Kinks,) but I can’t think of a better way to spend time with my boy before molesting him in the garage. So if you see me out and about or online, call me “Rock ‘n’ Roll Daddy” and you will most likely get my attention.


Time to wake up Mortimer Pye

I have to be honest, I’ve been a little uninspired lately. It’s true I haven’t been posting much, and I haven’t added anything to the shop for awhile. But to be fair it’s been a busy summer for Mortimer Pye. I have not had as much time for my thoughts on man sex. Well at least constructive organized thoughts. Mostly I’ve been sleeping in late, waking slowly, with my erection leading me through dreamland. The internet has been a poor substitute for what I really want.  I am confident that once this summer cools down and the fall arrives I will have more time and energy for sex blogging, and meeting some handsome fellas in the real world.

Naked man sketch


Mortimer Pye Loves Hairy Straight Butts

Yes it’s true, I Mortimer Pye loves watching straight porn so I can see hairy straight butt. It’s not always easy to find a nice bouncing beautiful butt in porn made for straight men. But they do appear once in awhile and when they do I always take note and screen shots. Click the pic below to see more


Retro Beef discovered at local record store

While flipping through the used vinyl at a local record store, looking for my usual hard rock and bubble gum fare, I came across these two glorious album covers. They maybe a little dated but their point timeless.