Woke up early. Fell back asleep. In between these two events I saw a cartoon dog beckoning me with his large forearms and sexy smile. It was only a few fleeting seconds but I was genuinely impressed.
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Living near the river is real nice this time a year. But ain’t it a bitch watching other dudes hook up while you’re just leaning against some scratchy bark trying to look cool. The urban mountain man says “fuck that!” I’d rather sit in a moldy basement than watch you and you hot boyfriend fuck on beautiful sunny day. Sorry I’ve got straight porn to watch!
Here’s a cute little series of sketches of man jellies.
The Urban Mountain Man Home Journal wishes you many air brushed vans, dirty motorbikes, and furry fun buds this summer!