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It’s still summer, and still time to get naked

Inflating a hot air balloon naked seems like a summer activity, don’t it? Anyhow, I found this 70s bro in the UMM archives, and just needed a somewhat decent reason to post it.


Urban Mountain Personals: Cro-Mag Stud, Ulck

Me Ulck, and me want date with hot man meat soon. Me like to hunt foxes, pheasant, and wooly mammoth in Minneapolis park system. Me eat good! Me love warm Minnesota winters! Me horny for sex with modern gay man but don’t tell wife because Ulck in cave closet. Me like anal, oral and me TOP! But right Daddy could flip Ulck! If interested look for Ulck down by big river before fire rises in sky. Me will be carrying big spear!


A Full Head of Steam

While jogging through the thrift store today I found a copy of an old record by the band Steam. It contains the amazing soul-rock anthem  “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” and a lot of other pseudo Motown diddies. Most importantly it’s got some very nice bathhouse images of the band on the front and back cover. What is it about moist young hippies with their sideburns and musky little mustaches that gets me all in kerfuffle? I dunno… I’m pretty sure the band regrets this album cover but I’m also pretty sure a lot of closeted boys in the early 70s were happy with the managements decision on this one.


Horny for the Summer Days

Here in Minneapolis we are having a nice warm stretch, lotsa sunshine and warm breezes! Unfortunately we got about 10 inches of snow the week before, so everything is covered with melty muck. I choose to look up and close my eyes, breathe in and fantasize about the summer days. Here are a few vintage studs from the UMM archives that get my heart pumping for the heat!


Big Dan the Van Man

Oh my! It’s Big Dan the Van Man chilling in his van! He might be wearing a wedding band, but don’t worry man,  he understands. Talk about the blues band playing at the stand. Stare at his tan, Sunblock! give him a hand. Always good to come with a plan. Because there might be room in that van for one more man, MAN! You never know until you ask Big Dan the Van Man. Big Dan the Van Man


Go Amtrak Go Naked

I had no idea this sort of thing was going on. I think I’ve taken 1 maybe 2 train rides my entire life and I would have remembered naked men showering underneath a giant downspout.  I guess it was before my time. Whatever!


Dirty old man shaking his stick

Shake it dirty old man. Shake it!


Saturday night’s alright for bikers

Here’s a few more #Easyriders for ya. #bikertrash from the 70s

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Free Range Hippy Meat

Don’t cha love his ball and sack?

Hippy fucker

 


Hot Nasty Dirty Bikers on a Tuesday Morning

Just  a selection from the UMM archives. These honeys were pulled from the pages of some old biker mags a friend donated to the cause.