“Man Kisses are the Best” Graphic, Soften Hearts, and Harden Dicks, at First View

We at UMM are pro LOVE. To be more specific, we are PRO MANLOVE! We love MEN and we want MEN to love us. We want to be IN LOVE with MEN, with all the entanglements. Nothing says this better than a kiss. Some str8 and bi guys say “I don’t kiss man” but give me a fearless BUD to kiss me gentle, only mashing mouths when the passion calls for it. Dicks pressed up to each other like long lost pubic friends. Arms wrapped into one body mass but feeling utterly naked and at home. Hoping yer dream cums true.

Erotic Art and Sketches for Sale at UMM

Here at UMM we are beginning the process of creating an online shop and/or a gallery with erotic man art and designs for sale. We’re still in the early stages of production so make sure you check back in about month when our “shop” will be open. Until then UMM will be posting images of Mortimer Pye’s drawing and sketching excursions at urbanmountainman.com, Tumblr, and other social media channels. If there are any images on the site that pique yer interest feel free to let us know. Mortimer Pye likes nasty suggestions.

Horny for the Summer Days

Here in Minneapolis we are having a nice warm stretch, lotsa sunshine and warm breezes! Unfortunately we got about 10 inches of snow the week before, so everything is covered with melty muck. I choose to look up and close my eyes, breathe in and fantasize about the summer days. Here are a few vintage studs from the UMM archives that get my heart pumping for the heat!

Big Dan the Van Man

Oh my! It’s Big Dan the Van Man chilling in his van! He might be wearing a wedding band, but don’t worry man,  he understands. Talk about the blues band playing at the stand. Stare at his tan, Sunblock give him a hand. Always good to come with a plan. Because there might be room in that van for one more man, MAN! You never know until you ask Big Dan the Van Man. Big Dan the Van Man

Burly Bear Wrestler Chest Congestion

Yes the flu season was a real Bear this year. If you were one of the unfortunate souls who came down with the virus, it might have felt as if a weighty butt of burly bear wrestler in a singlet was dropped on yer chest, holding you down in bed for the day. Grinding his furry hole through the spandex causing you to cough and moan writhing in pain.  Nothing you can do but rest and medicate. When you regain your strength you can roll that Bear meat over and pile drive yer way back to health.