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Retro records featuring sexy bed moments.

If you like spelunking through old vinyl you might know what I’m talking about. Some band photos borderline on some far out Friend Finder profile that I sorta wanna be a part of. Ok not all 70s/80s dudes are “10s” and they were all probably wearing shitty cologne that’s worse than any Axe product on the market. But! You gotta like how frank these photos are. It’s like yer in bed in the band. Kinda freaky!


Weight watcher belly buster lover

This commercial has some nice footage of a man trying to button up. It starts off the ad and is gone before you have a chance to register the action. I just had to take my phone cam out slow the tv down and enjoy this moment.


Rodney the cute accordion stud muffin

Been watching this fella wank his accordion for about a year now. I’m glad UMM has decided to give this commercial the attention it deserves, cuz Rodney is damn cute!


Thank Heavens For Alternative Lifestyles!

These days everything is an alternative lifestyle. Go for what you know! You never know! The internet is ready to swallow your soul.  All you can do is take control and profit from your down- ugh I mean windfall!lifestyle


Get More from Gitmo!

Controversy aside, there is not one of these prisoners I wouldn’t bang.

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Saturday Morning Cartoon Pervert Twist

Woke up early. Fell back asleep. In between these two events I saw a cartoon dog beckoning me with his large forearms and sexy smile. It was only a few fleeting seconds but I was genuinely impressed.

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