I had a strange horny surprise at the grocery store tonight. This goddamn, sexy grey bearded cro-mag daddy donning a weiner lei, and baring a weiner tattoo appeared in the frozen meat aisle. His name is Carl. Even though he was only a cardboard cut out for Johnsonville brats, I really felt we had a connection. Although we didn’t talk much, or at all, and he barely looked at me, that is on par with most guys I meet at the bar, so this just might work out.
This commercial has some nice footage of a man trying to button up. It starts off the ad and is gone before you have a chance to register the action. I just had to take my phone cam out slow the tv down and enjoy this moment.
These days everything is an alternative lifestyle. Go for what you know! You never know! The internet is ready to swallow your soul. All you can do is take control and profit from your down- ugh I mean windfall!
Controversy aside, there is not one of these prisoners I wouldn’t bang.
Woke up early. Fell back asleep. In between these two events I saw a cartoon dog beckoning me with his large forearms and sexy smile. It was only a few fleeting seconds but I was genuinely impressed.