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Month: June 2021

Urban Mountain Man is about finding cool sexy shit hiding in plain site

My old man Joe used to collect images of hot Bear dudes before the whole bear thing got started. There was no apps, internet sites, or even Bear Magazine. He found what he could and where he could. Often he would throw out an entire porn mag and save one or two photos. There are also hot bearded bros pulled from typical everyday newspapers and magazines. A lot of his collection is on this website already, especially the earlier posts, but I feel I need to keep up this sexy random tradition. Below are few silly finds that I think meet this standard.

Hidden inside a video game manual for the retro style game “Paprium” is a muscly dude in a jock, intensely gaming.
Can you find the “Lug” worthy of a “Chug?”
If you guessed the dude on the far left give yer crotch a stroke!
This guy is not British, he’s married to the actress who played Samantha on Bewitched. Caught him on Buzzr in an episode of Password. Damn he’s nice and saucy in that hot n hairy unbuttoned 70s kind of way.

Late Night Drawing Dicks

Watch this drawing unfold!

What is it about dicks? Why they so pretty? Why do we wanna sit on them? Why do we wanna suck them?Why does a pretty dick need a pretty face, or hot bod, to go with it? Why does that not matter sometimes? More than a few times I’ve been in a sexy situation where it was obvious that I was only there because of my dick and nothing more. What’s that about? I’m not sure there’s an answer to all this. Not sure I care. But I know I sure love drawing dicks.


Zbyszko Cyganiewicz: Polish Beef

As a man of Polish decent I am never so proud of my heritage more than when I’m ogling images of Zbyszko Cyganiewicz. I’m not going to go into his life story here(We got Wikipedia for that.) Instead I’m just going to enjoy his round muscles, his thick soft skin that wrinkles at all the right places, and his hard belly slightly sagging nips. Too bad I couldn’t find a completely nude photo, or ass pic, of this strongman/professional wrestler. Only typical wrestling poses and portrait shots. I guess I can only imagine what he would look like, buck-naked, legs in the air.