It’s still summer, and still time to get naked

Inflating a hot air balloon naked seems like a summer activity, don’t it? Anyhow, I found this 70s bro in the UMM archives, and just needed a somewhat decent reason to post it.


I Wanna be Your Rock ‘n’ Roll Daddy

For the past few years I have been reluctant to label myself as a “Daddy.” When I first began topping men I abstractly enjoyed (and jacked off to) the idea of being some kind of a father figure to a hot sub. Personalities being what they are, I never quite found my boy. More often than not I found the term being forced on me by men who did not quite fit the bill. I came to realize that for “Daddy” to work for me, I needed to feel a deeper connection with the sub beyond the sexual, and as noted earlier, I never found my boy. These days I see all sorts of variants on sub/Dom relationships play out at the local gay bars on fetish nights, and I’m inspired! I don’t want to dress up like a dog, a biker, or a lumberjack. I’m not a furry or a gaymer and most bar scenes bore me. No! The one thing I love more than anything is rock and/or rock ‘n’ roll. It’s my favorite thing to talk about, listen to, and work on. I have my own band, I write music, and produce a cartoon rock band. I have a psychedelic dungeon in my basement filled with old records. One day I look forward to sharing this love of music and art with some eager sub minded individual. I wouldn’t call listening  to music kinky(unless you are listening to The Kinks,) but I can’t think of a better way to spend time with my boy before molesting him in the garage. So if you see me out and about or online, call me “Rock ‘n’ Roll Daddy” and you will most likely get my attention.


Time to wake up Mortimer Pye

I have to be honest, I’ve been a little uninspired lately. It’s true I haven’t been posting much, and I haven’t added anything to the shop for awhile. But to be fair it’s been a busy summer for Mortimer Pye. I have not had as much time for my thoughts on man sex. Well at least constructive organized thoughts. Mostly I’ve been sleeping in late, waking slowly, with my erection leading me through dreamland. The internet has been a poor substitute for what I really want.  I am confident that once this summer cools down and the fall arrives I will have more time and energy for sex blogging, and meeting some handsome fellas in the real world.

Naked man sketch


Mortimer Pye Loves Hairy Straight Butts

Yes it’s true, I Mortimer Pye loves watching straight porn so I can see hairy straight butt. It’s not always easy to find a nice bouncing beautiful butt in porn made for straight men. But they do appear once in awhile and when they do I always take note and screen shots. Click the pic below to see more


Retro Beef discovered at local record store

While flipping through the used vinyl at a local record store, looking for my usual hard rock and bubble gum fare, I came across these two glorious album covers. They maybe a little dated but their point timeless.


Nick Bolton: I Mean, There’s Just Nothing Like Him on the Market Today.

Nick Bolton google search

I have a dirty secret and, if you are a red blooded American, I bet you have the same one. I wanna fuck Nick Bolton.  I first found out about this hardcore stud late at night, watching free digital channel reruns of Star Trek Voyager. He is the spokesman for Bell + Howell, and he’s on all their commercials for “military grade” flashlights, sunglasses, car visors, and cell phone camera attachments. His constant 8 o’clock shadow and butt chin memorized me and took me to a safe place. Later, when I did a web search, I realized he was, and is, so much more! He’s an actor. He works out a lot and knows how to stare endlessly into a camera lens. His well toned pecs and abs speak volumes! Plus he’s willing to throw down in chains, weights and bikini underwear.  Whether he’s straight, bi, or, gay, he’s obviously unattainable, and he knows it!  To coin a phase “I mean, there’s just nothing like HIM on the market today!”


Straight Daddy Bear Volume Two

A few months back I posted a series of screen shots featuring one hot european straight bear. While looking through the archives a found a second series chronicling his road to ejaculation. Click the pic below to see more.

Straight bear fucking


Cave Men Need Love Too

Are you a cave man?

Do you prefer to hide under a rock than go to a gay bar? Are you horny and lonely for another spelunker to crawl through the muck with? Well meet Ooga and Booga, two cave men who found love in the jagged desolate landscape from centuries gone by. So don’t despair. As our world continues to devolve, and men become less refined, there might be hope for the modern cave man. OOGA BOOGA! 4 ever! OOGA BOOGA


Got a Drippy Dick?

Been laying in bed to long? Are you staring at pics on yer phone that you shouldn’t? Are you at your desk working but not getting much done? Do you just want to whip it out and stroke away the pain? Well then you need to make an appointment with your drippy dick. You’ve been neglectful to your crotch, but it’s ok! A little frustration just makes the release a lot better. So take some time and relax. Let your hand do the walking and talking and the afternoon will melt away.

Drippy Dick pen illustration


Juicy muscle bear cartoon sketches (sorry it’s been awhile)

It’s been awhile since I, Mortimer Pye, has made an entry here on my beloved blog. The reason is I have been mired in a non erotic comic book project that I am very excited about, so drawing nekkid dudes has not been top priority as of late. Being that it is Pride month I will redouble my efforts and make a proper blog contribution to the cause. For now here are a few juicy muscle cartoon Bear fuckers from the archives fer yer enjoyment.