July 24, 2014
It’s always a good day to dick around.
You think you are lean and mean,
Like the flies at my side.
You think you are something in-between,
Like the flies at my side.
You see with a thousand eyes
Like the flies at my side.
You look sad but you never cry
Like the flies at my side.
Like the flies at my side.
Like the flies at my side.
June 7, 2014
Dirty pixels unite in this new art gallery. Pixel art is one of my favorite pastimes, so make sure you come back from time to time to watch this gallery pulse and grow!
June 6, 2014
A long time ago I used to write and draw erotic comics, with a frenetic frequency. Every so often an old buddy asks me what comics I’ve been working on lately. I always try to convey why I’ve got nothing going on. In that process of thoughtful explanation my mind wanders back to my pencil on the paper, eraser in hand. I always come up with a good explanation, good enough to keep pangs of desire and regret at bay. At least until the question arises again in the form of an email, Facebook post or bar conversation.
May 30, 2014
I, Mortimer Pye am a trained designer and illustrator living in Minneapolis MN. If you have a design need, erotic or otherwise, we at The Urban Mountain Home Journal has a Services section for you to consider. Check out the illustration examples!
February 21, 2014
Ever wake up nic-fitting, and you don’t even smoke? Or maybe you do, but it doesn’t seem right? Everything makes you angry, and rightly so! It’s 3am, and nothing is good on T.V. Don’t shout at the walls! Go post a log, deep and long! Give in to your anger lust until it feels ridiculous. Beat off like yer beating a drum, Sooth yourself to the rhythm. Please type the right words, not the wrong ones. Or just do your best, and have fun with it.
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