June 1, 2014
Controversy aside, there is not one of these prisoners I wouldn’t bang.
May 31, 2014
Woke up early. Fell back asleep. In between these two events I saw a cartoon dog beckoning me with his large forearms and sexy smile. It was only a few fleeting seconds but I was genuinely impressed.
May 30, 2014
I, Mortimer Pye am a trained designer and illustrator living in Minneapolis MN. If you have a design need, erotic or otherwise, we at The Urban Mountain Home Journal has a Services section for you to consider. Check out the illustration examples!
Living near the river is real nice this time a year. But ain’t it a bitch watching other dudes hook up while you’re just leaning against some scratchy bark trying to look cool. The urban mountain man says “fuck that!” I’d rather sit in a moldy basement than watch you and you hot boyfriend fuck on beautiful sunny day. Sorry I’ve got straight porn to watch!
May 29, 2014
Found these “before and after” illustrations I did way back in art school. Still feels applicable to my life these days.
The Urban Mountain Man Home Journal wishes you many air brushed vans, dirty motorbikes, and furry fun buds this summer!
February 21, 2014
Ever wake up nic-fitting, and you don’t even smoke? Or maybe you do, but it doesn’t seem right? Everything makes you angry, and rightly so! It’s 3am, and nothing is good on T.V. Don’t shout at the walls! Go post a log, deep and long! Give in to your anger lust until it feels ridiculous. Beat off like yer beating a drum, Sooth yourself to the rhythm. Please type the right words, not the wrong ones. Or just do your best, and have fun with it.
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