Got a Drippy Dick?

Been laying in bed to long? Are you staring at pics on yer phone that you shouldn’t? Are you at your desk working but not getting much done? Do you just want to whip it out and stroke away the pain? Well then you need to make an appointment with your drippy dick. You’ve been neglectful to your crotch, but it’s ok! A little frustration just makes the release a lot better. So take some time and relax. Let your hand do the walking and talking and the afternoon will melt away.

Drippy Dick pen illustration

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