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Erotic Male Art, Pixel

8-bit pixel dick looks good enough to suck

April 15, 2020

Since CV-19 has hit the scene I’ve been playing a lot of retro video games lately to help pass the time. Being the good boy that I am, I am not tricking during this crisis and I hope you are staying safe as well. All this abstinence has led up to some pent up frustration that has made me horny for the muscly 8-bit and 16-bit characters in classic arcade games like Altered Beast, Metal Slug, and Street Fighter II. So I whipped out my pixel art app and started poking away at the screen. Watch this site over the next few weeks for more of my cheap graphic endeavors.

Erotic Male Art, Graphic Design, Pop Culture, Vintage Men

A Monumental Ass From the Past

March 4, 2020

I found this old pamphlet up in my parents attic the other day and could not resist taking a pic of that monumental ass. I believe it’s a Michelangelo sculpture, but not sure which one. The other muscly dude wrapped around his legs and face pressed up against his thigh is enough to drive one batty with dirty thoughts. I can hardly believe this was printed in 1959. I guess if something back then was considered “fine art” it got a pass. Honestly if this flyer was printed today I don’t think they would use this image. Man butt is no longer considered the height of beauty in the art world, but don’t fear my horny brethren, here at Urban Mountain Man it always will be.

Erotic Male Art

Man kisses are the best No. 2

January 26, 2020

Been craving long tender man kisses lately, but love has been hard to find in this cold Minnesota winter. I could whine about the bar scene or shitty dating apps, but instead I’ll stick to my drawings to vent my frustrations. Hope yer getting plenty of man size man kisses to keep you warm this season.

Bears and Bulls, Erotic Male Art

Bull of the Month: Uncle Dick

December 5, 2019

Doesn’t everyone have an Uncle Dick? Below is an artistic rendering of my uncle Dick. He’s a bit older now, and has difficulty walking, but in his prime he was a towering bull bachelor living in the burbs.

Erotic Male Art, Old and Young

Men and Boys

October 25, 2019

I’m not talking about anything illegal or illicit. Just good old fashioned hardcore Daddy boy love fetish. Men who are still boys at heart, and men who want to fuck them. Part of me still fantasizes about “Daddy.” I like the bigger older guys with tough craggy muscles, fat and hair in peculiar places, bald spots, thick glasses, and a thick drippy dick. But as I get older and becoming more craggy by the week, I find I enjoy molesting young men who still are clinging to some form of innocence. As you can tell from this illustration I found a way to bring it all together.

Bears and Bulls, Erotic Male Art

Late night man doodles

September 10, 2019

Feeling a little loose last night I started doodling man after man until I was satisfied, or until I filled up the screen. Maybe one day I’ll find a more compelling context for these little guys, but for now I’ll just keeping doodling doodles in my iPad.

Bears and Bulls, Comix, Erotic Male Art

Gar in chaps character design

April 25, 2019

I haven’t drawn Gar in awhile. Since the last time I drew him he’s lost a little weight, grown a bigger beard, and got himself a new pair of chaps. Now he just needs a cigar and a hot date!

Erotic Male Art

Fuck All Night Long Gif

March 3, 2019

I’ve been playing with my animation app and my gif generator app and I came up with this “Fuck All Night Long” animation. I spent about an hour drawing it but when it came time to transfer it to a gif file the app gave me a choice to loop the animation. Little did I know that it would zig-zag from the end to the beginning and back again, causing the Tops pud pile to get sucked back up into his balls, allowing him to reinsert his penis back in for another quick ride, then another, and another, and another, and… well you get the idea. Endless fucking and cumming? Works for me!

Erotic Male Art

Mid winter man pile on

February 27, 2019

Winter has reared its ugly head here in Minneapolis. Over 3 feet of snow in the month of February alone-UHG! I can’t take anymore!!! All the snow blowing, crappy driving, and cold cold cold has turned me into a caveman. I’ve been hiding in my basement playing records and old synthesizers, dreaming of a old fashioned man pile on in my bedroom, instead of the winter pile on outside.

Erotic Male Art

Pen and ink and pixels and dicks

November 29, 2018

If you have been following this blog as of late you might have noticed some old sketches I’ve been using to illustrate my posts. These were done about thirteen years ago. I took a sketchbook, some nibs and a bottle of ink, and did a series of hard and fast drawings of all the porn on my iMacs hard drive. It was a wonderful experiment that offered me the chance to work with nibs and ink, while at the same time, try to improve my understanding of the smutty form, as well as relaxing my line work. Maybe one day I’ll print a book of these drawings. Over the next few months don’t be surprised if you see more of them on this blog, because I am truly in a lull for new material, but I like these drawings and the seem to provide a catalyst for my horny thoughts.

Pen and ink and pixels and dicks

Pen and ink and pixels and dicks